Thursday, May 31, 2012

Messages from Japanese People #1


Garrison!
I'm in Carifornia, now!
I arrived here yesterday, but I suffered from get rag.
Today is fun!
My host mother is so kind for me. I can enjoy my life.
Sometimes, I can not understand what people say.
Thanks and I want to keeo sending messages, too.
Marina

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Photo Dump #4

 Pretty cool.

 Phallic symbolism.

Castle walls 

This is a "saw."

My birthday is coming up...


A Japanese WTF chair.

A Japanese WTF chair in use.

 Animal faces on everything.

Weird fucking Japanese Pets #1. 

 Weird fucking Japanese Pets #1 Angle #2.

 Weird fucking Japanese Pets #2.

 Weird fucking Japanese Pets #3.

Coke in a bag in a bag. Is this normal? 

 You can't see but all of the people are Cosplaying.

 DO NOT CHEATING.

PRIDEGLIDE

 More Japanese animal faces.

 I dunno but i like it.

Mugato reboot - Japanese Style.

 Animal faces... =3
Translation fail #...

Haha

Dope baskets Bro.  Check out the hand warmers to protect from rain. They're also insulated.

Come on Japan... I can barely piss in the regular sized hole. Everythings gotta be a game in japan. 

 Basketball is universal.
~$26 and thats normal..

GIMME DA PLANE SAUCE. 

Yup. 

The anatomy of the perfect male eyebrow.

**Important fucking sidenote**
Was looking at a girls magazine and these J-mags give fucking measurements for what a cute face looks like... they took a cute girl and measured her eyes, eyebrows, length/width of eyebrows, space between eyes, and etc. You get the point.... fucking weird. 

Turns out this was just some white fag who loves Japan

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Coming soon...

Texting with Japanese people translation fail .

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Photo Dump #3

 4am McDonalds trip. Apparently, it's ok to sleep in McDonalds.

 Standard convenience store magazine rack.

 Lol?

 Head guard.

 Some famous fat tiger painting.
 -_-
 "Pizza."
 Horse fat hair shampoo is the best.
 When your hands don't work be sure to use potato chip tweezers...

 4liters... this is twice as large as the other one I posted.

 Spotted at Japanese Belgian Beer Festival. Yes, he's Japanese.

 Get your ass kicked by high schoolers.

 If you look closely you can see a legit zip-line. You got nothing on Japanese parks!

Guar-an-fucking-teed that this guy comes to the arcade to get his "real life survival" fix. Anyone agree?