Autumn Foliage

Autumn Foliage? Is that what we call it? I don't remember after living here in Japan for so long... My English has gotten worse, but whatever. The Japanese love their changing of the seasons. In spring they have parties to enjoy cherry blossoms and in winter they parties to enjoy autumn foliage. We don't see that much back home so its kind of interesting, but the cold fucking weather that goes with it sucks.

  

These are from Kourankei... It's one of the most famous in Japan. Being a horrible tourist that I am I don't have a good camera so these camera phone photos will have to suffice.

 

Trash Day

Trash Day in a suburban neighborhood.

Men's Fashion Magazines

To add to the insanity known as Japanese fashion magazines.

Make-up for men!

Photo Dump 5

 Taken from the entrance of a Japanese apartment. That rug is like 6 feet by 4 feet. You can probably fit two of those side by side and that would be the entire floor space of that room. Kitchen is shown and the bathroom/shower are in the hallway to the right and left.

Examine this shampoo with your whole heart. 

Translation fail.

Male or Female?

Japanese kids like pet beetles...

Pet ferret!

Pet... squirrel?!!

The important thing isn't the cat, but the price tag. 348,000 Yen = 4,400 USD.
Fuck that, cats just scratch and tear all your shit up anyways.

Birthday Dinner =)

Year-round fireworks shop =)

Kids classes!

Kids classes!

LOOKS LIKE SOME PAIN IS ON THE MENU

We had to.. it was for Gion Matsuri.

Drunk foreigners wandering in a sea of Japanese people.

Didn't stay for the parade, but this is one of the floats.

America 1/3

America 2/3

America 3/3

View from Kiyomizu-dera.

Japanese makeshift fence... I want to meet the guy who designed these cuz there were millions of these guys all over the city.

Translation fail.

Translation fail.

Translation fail.

Photo Dump #4

 Pretty cool.

 Phallic symbolism.

Castle walls 

This is a "saw."

My birthday is coming up...

A Japanese WTF chair.

A Japanese WTF chair in use.

 Animal faces on everything.

Weird fucking Japanese Pets #1. 

 Weird fucking Japanese Pets #1 Angle #2.

 Weird fucking Japanese Pets #2.

 Weird fucking Japanese Pets #3.

Coke in a bag in a bag. Is this normal? 

 You can't see but all of the people are Cosplaying.

 DO NOT CHEATING.

PRIDEGLIDE

 More Japanese animal faces.

 I dunno but i like it.

Mugato reboot - Japanese Style.

 Animal faces... =3

Translation fail #...

Haha

Dope baskets Bro.  Check out the hand warmers to protect from rain. They're also insulated.

Come on Japan... I can barely piss in the regular sized hole. Everythings gotta be a game in japan. 

 Basketball is universal.

~$26 and thats normal..

GIMME DA PLANE SAUCE. 

Yup. 

The anatomy of the perfect male eyebrow.

**Important fucking sidenote**
Was looking at a girls magazine and these J-mags give fucking measurements for what a cute face looks like... they took a cute girl and measured her eyes, eyebrows, length/width of eyebrows, space between eyes, and etc. You get the point.... fucking weird. 

Turns out this was just some white fag who loves Japan